The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.