The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.