The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.