The Inch-Short Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Smith gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.