The Snap Count Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Moore on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.