The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Moore is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.