The Dropped Pass Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- The broadcast shows Moore on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moore drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.