The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Moore will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moore's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.