The Dropped Pass Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moore, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.