The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Moore is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moore, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.