The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.