The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Moore, Moore, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.