The Dropped Pass Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Moore will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moore's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.