The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moore goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moore's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.