The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.