The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moore's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.