The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Moore scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.