The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moore's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.