The Inch-Short Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- The broadcast shows Moore on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moore drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moore's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.