The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Moore will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moore, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.