The Phantom Holding Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.