The Snap Count Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moore, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.