The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.