The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Moore goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moore's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.