The Phantom Holding Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Moore gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moore's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.