The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moore, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.