The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moore is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.