The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Moore, that's a flag." Moore: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Moore scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.