The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Moore scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.