The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Moore will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moore's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.