The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Ja'Marr Chase
- James Cook III
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.