The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moore's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.