The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Moore gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moore's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.