The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Moore tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Moore scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.