The Mystery Tweak Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Moore on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.