The Phantom Holding Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Moore is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moore's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.