The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Moore will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moore's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.