The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Moore will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moore's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.