The Phantom Holding Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Moore scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.