The Shank Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.