The Phantom Flag Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Zvada gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.