The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The broadcast shows Zvada on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.