The Snap Count Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Zvada scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.