The Late Scratch Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Zvada, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.