The Phantom Flag Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Zvada gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Zvada, Zvada, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.