The Snap Count Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Zvada's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.