The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Zvada trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ref: "Number Zvada, that's a flag." Zvada: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Zvada scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.