The Wide Left Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The broadcast shows Zvada on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.