The Upright Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The broadcast shows Zvada on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Zvada drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.