The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Zvada scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Zvada drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.